Fic: Offside Pass (Glee, Kurt/Puck, NC17)

Sep 09, 2010 22:26



Title: Offside Pass
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Rating: not for kids
Summary: Futurefic. Puck's working as a bartender in L.A. when he runs into the one person he had no idea he'd been missing.

A/N: So back in January cinderlily wrote a Glee futurefic called talk in the past and not the present tense. It's a great fic, Kurt POV (and you should read ( Read more... )

series: diwwcf, fic: glee, glee, fic

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carolinecrane September 10 2010, 14:31:40 UTC
YES THIS ALL OF THIS. PUCK'S ALREADY LIKE 'YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STEP ON THE GLASS' IN MY HEAD AND KURT'S LIKE 'I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MARRIAGE IS FOREVER.'

The one detail from your original fic that I do sort of want to change is Kurt not being in touch with Finn. Only because Burt/Finn's mom is like the best idea EVER and I think if anyone would be excited and throw an out of control wedding, it would be her. She wears a denim jacket unironically. There would be bedazzling is what I'm saying.

(Also I want to see Britney as Kurt's maid of honor.)

Yay hockey game ideas! Please run with that!! I don't know anything about hockey, really, so I couldn't write specifics of that one anyway. I just like the idea of Puck and Burt drinking beers and guy bonding and Kurt being all 'oh my god my LIFE' but secretly swooning about how he landed the hot jock from high school after all.

Also also, you should totally e-mail me about what happened in that other fandom so I can explain to you all the ways in which those bitches were wrong. I don't know those bitches, but I know you, so I already know they were wrong. You are AWESOME. I am happy to remind you of that whenever you need it.

...I may need more Glee icons.

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cinderlily September 10 2010, 15:08:25 UTC
FINN'S MOM. OMG. THAT IS EVERYTHING THAT WAS NEEDED EVER. With her bedazzling and her denim jacket and she would totally wear something hideous and have Burt match her and omg. (And Kurt would refer to that part of the family photos as the way back machine because it would look like a family photo from the 80s only Kurt and Puck looking normal in tuxes or suits.)

ALSO she would have probably just thrown a wedding for her and Burt, and so she would have all these things they could 'reuse' which Kurt would like SCREAM hell no and Puck would have to be the calm one which just makes me smiley in a silly way.

Britney would be maid of honor, naturally.

OH I WANT TO KEEP GOING WITH THIS BUT I HAVE WORK! DAMMMMIT.

And omg. I will email you about the ripping to threads. It was my own fault, I tried to write smut and was reminded why I don't. (Cause apparently I suck. And not the fun type. Lame.)

Nap time will be filled with me giddily typing them at a hockey game, omg. Awesome.

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carolinecrane September 10 2010, 15:35:57 UTC
Ugh your icon I just died a little from the hot dorkiness.

LIZ. I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU. FINN'S MOM AND BRITNEY. PLANNING A WEDDING. ASSSDDFFGGHHHH I CAN'T EVEN.

OMG so excited and it's not even written!

Stupid work requires my attention now too. TGIF for real. I know what I'm doing this weekend, and I can't wait!

PS: LOL Wayback Machine. You, my friend, are the fucking genius here.

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cinderlily September 11 2010, 05:05:24 UTC
SO KURT WOULD START OFF ALL "Whatever, I'm not getting married, Puck is being weird. It'll set in for him soonish. I swear." AND PUCK WILL JUST BE LIKE, "Uh, sure?"

BUT THEN THEN THEN THEY'LL HAVE FINN's MOM, BRITNEY AND PUCK'S JEWISH MOTHER (WHO ONLY POPS IN TO LIKE TUT AND GUILT.) EPIC

(I have many Mark Salling is hot icons, the man is just... naughty.)

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