Fic: Offside Pass (Glee, Kurt/Puck, NC17)
Title: Offside Pass
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Rating: not for kids
Summary: Futurefic. Puck's working as a bartender in L.A. when he runs into the one person he had no idea he'd been missing.
A/N: So back in January cinderlily wrote a Glee futurefic called talk in the past and not the present tense. It's a great fic, Kurt POV (and you should read ( Read more... )
But the thing is, it's not *my* universe. And like I said in my notes last night, I think I have already toed over the line a bit with the whole 'remix' concept.
So I don't want to be all *grabbyhands* with something that belongs completely to you, but if you weren't against the idea, I would maybe like to write some more at some point? Maybe you would even like to beta/consult/also write in this universe? (I would suggest co-writing but I fail so hard at that every time. I think the way I write just doesn't lend itself to the process.)
It's just a thought. If you would prefer I keep my mitts to myself and let you do build onto this universe on your own, I am totally cool with that. I can distract myself with Star Trek fic or something until the urge passes. Probably.
Having said all that! I'm so glad you liked this. My aim was to make you happy, so my work here is done. Also, I haven't had such a good time writing something in a loooong time, so thank YOU for letting me play in your sandbox. Puck's voice is so strong and vivid and somehow easy for me, even though I thought it would be totally hard?
(Also I was so attached to the gay-married speech, so I'm really glad you enjoyed that too. Puck is serious about it. But I swear it would not turn cheesy? Or no cheesier than my usual, anyway?)
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Though I'd love love love to co -mingle in the universe with you (Like, the hockey game? I have a few ideas for that...) and I suck as a beta beta but I would love to consult. I'm serious when I say that you reading anything I've written and having it work enough for you that you want to write in the same verse is kind of like winning an award. I have a silly grin on my face and it totally makes up for the fact that I got torn to shreds in another fandom (long story).
You know the fact that you wrote the gay married speech means at some point you will have to WRITE THE GAY MARRIED SCENE. OMG. It would be perfect. Because Kurt would resist at very first and Puck would be a little affronted and annoyed and Burt would be confused and Mrs. Puckerman would just want it to have SOME Judaism in it and... um. Not going further. Just saying.
I'm yours. This is yours. You know my email.
GLEE
♥
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The one detail from your original fic that I do sort of want to change is Kurt not being in touch with Finn. Only because Burt/Finn's mom is like the best idea EVER and I think if anyone would be excited and throw an out of control wedding, it would be her. She wears a denim jacket unironically. There would be bedazzling is what I'm saying.
(Also I want to see Britney as Kurt's maid of honor.)
Yay hockey game ideas! Please run with that!! I don't know anything about hockey, really, so I couldn't write specifics of that one anyway. I just like the idea of Puck and Burt drinking beers and guy bonding and Kurt being all 'oh my god my LIFE' but secretly swooning about how he landed the hot jock from high school after all.
Also also, you should totally e-mail me about what happened in that other fandom so I can explain to you all the ways in which those bitches were wrong. I don't know those bitches, but I know you, so I already know they were wrong. You are AWESOME. I am happy to remind you of that whenever you need it.
...I may need more Glee icons.
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ALSO she would have probably just thrown a wedding for her and Burt, and so she would have all these things they could 'reuse' which Kurt would like SCREAM hell no and Puck would have to be the calm one which just makes me smiley in a silly way.
Britney would be maid of honor, naturally.
OH I WANT TO KEEP GOING WITH THIS BUT I HAVE WORK! DAMMMMIT.
And omg. I will email you about the ripping to threads. It was my own fault, I tried to write smut and was reminded why I don't. (Cause apparently I suck. And not the fun type. Lame.)
Nap time will be filled with me giddily typing them at a hockey game, omg. Awesome.
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LIZ. I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU. FINN'S MOM AND BRITNEY. PLANNING A WEDDING. ASSSDDFFGGHHHH I CAN'T EVEN.
OMG so excited and it's not even written!
Stupid work requires my attention now too. TGIF for real. I know what I'm doing this weekend, and I can't wait!
PS: LOL Wayback Machine. You, my friend, are the fucking genius here.
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BUT THEN THEN THEN THEY'LL HAVE FINN's MOM, BRITNEY AND PUCK'S JEWISH MOTHER (WHO ONLY POPS IN TO LIKE TUT AND GUILT.) EPIC
(I have many Mark Salling is hot icons, the man is just... naughty.)
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