Fic: Offside Pass (Glee, Kurt/Puck, NC17)

[carolinecrane]

Title: Offside Pass
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Rating: not for kids
Summary: Futurefic. Puck's working as a bartender in L.A. when he runs into the one person he had no idea he'd been missing.

A/N: So back in January cinderlily wrote a Glee futurefic called talk in the past and not the present tense. It's a great fic, Kurt POV (and you should read

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[cinderlily]

Essentially I just died of happiness. Every single thing about this was so perfect you added in things that I swear to gosh I think I had mentally already true and you somehow divined them? And then you made it so much BETTER. With Puck getting distracted by Kurt's cheeks and the way that he passed out before sex and OMG, the fact that he can't make any promises about sport's metaphors! ♥

I don't even think I'm making sense right now, am I?

I second the favorite line of writingpathways He’s kissing Kurt like he’s got nowhere to be, which is technically true, but there’s nowhere he wants to be, either, and that’s what matters. because it is everything I imagine about Puck in a freaking sentence. (YOU ARE BRILLIANT) And the entirety of the gay-married paragraph is GOLD. I just...

Thank you doesn't sound right. Thank you isn't even close to enough. BUT that's just about all I've got. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'm flailing like a muppet and draw random hearts around you right this very second. ♥

[carolinecrane]

So I think I have a problem. Here's the thing: Ever since I started this, I've had both Kurt *and* Puck (though, granted, mostly Puck) chattering away in my head, holding whole conversations with each other, playing out scenes, all in this universe. It is pretty distracting, and normally I would be writing furiously every chance I got (stupid staff meeting this morning

[cinderlily]

GRABBY HANDS IT!!!

Though I'd love love love to co -mingle in the universe with you (Like, the hockey game? I have a few ideas for that...) and I suck as a beta beta but I would love to consult. I'm serious when I say that you reading anything I've written and having it work enough for you that you want to write in the same verse is kind of like winning an award. I have a silly grin on my face and it totally makes up for the fact that I got torn to shreds in another fandom (long story).

You know the fact that you wrote the gay married speech means at some point you will have to WRITE THE GAY MARRIED SCENE. OMG. It would be perfect. Because Kurt would resist at very first and Puck would be a little affronted and annoyed and Burt would be confused and Mrs. Puckerman would just want it to have SOME Judaism in it and... um. Not going further. Just saying.

I'm yours. This is yours. You know my email.

GLEE

♥

[carolinecrane]

YES THIS ALL OF THIS. PUCK'S ALREADY LIKE 'YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STEP ON THE GLASS' IN MY HEAD AND KURT'S LIKE 'I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MARRIAGE IS FOREVER

[cinderlily]

FINN'S MOM. OMG. THAT IS EVERYTHING THAT WAS NEEDED EVER. With her bedazzling and her denim jacket and she would totally wear something hideous and have Burt match her and omg. (And Kurt would refer to that part of the family photos as the way back machine because it would look like a family photo from the 80s only Kurt and Puck looking normal in tuxes or suits.)

ALSO she would have probably just thrown a wedding for her and Burt, and so she would have all these things they could 'reuse' which Kurt would like SCREAM hell no and Puck would have to be the calm one which just makes me smiley in a silly way.

Britney would be maid of honor, naturally.

OH I WANT TO KEEP GOING WITH THIS BUT I HAVE WORK! DAMMMMIT.

And omg. I will email you about the ripping to threads. It was my own fault, I tried to write smut and was reminded why I don't. (Cause apparently I suck. And not the fun type. Lame.)

Nap time will be filled with me giddily typing them at a hockey game, omg. Awesome.

[carolinecrane]

Ugh your icon I just died a little from the hot dorkiness.

LIZ. I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU. FINN'S MOM AND BRITNEY. PLANNING A WEDDING. ASSSDDFFGGHHHH I CAN'T EVEN.

OMG so excited and it's not even written!

Stupid work requires my attention now too. TGIF for real. I know what I'm doing this weekend, and I can't wait!

PS: LOL Wayback Machine. You, my friend, are the fucking genius here.

[cinderlily]

SO KURT WOULD START OFF ALL "Whatever, I'm not getting married, Puck is being weird. It'll set in for him soonish. I swear." AND PUCK WILL JUST BE LIKE, "Uh, sure?"

BUT THEN THEN THEN THEY'LL HAVE FINN's MOM, BRITNEY AND PUCK'S JEWISH MOTHER (WHO ONLY POPS IN TO LIKE TUT AND GUILT.) EPIC

(I have many Mark Salling is hot icons, the man is just... naughty.)