--Ladies posting about pregnancy: you are not "boarder line" with your high blood pressure readings. Your blood pressure is not shacking up with you in a B and B. I must have read that expression 5 times today and it drives me nuts ( Read more... )

--I think one of the world's best songs is Roger Miller's "Dang Me", which includes this bit of genius:

They say roses are red, violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surpleI'm thinking drunk recording session ( Read more... )