Tomorrow, September 19th, is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.  If you are in my crew, participation is mandatory.  That's right, me buckos, ye must all talk like proper pirates throughout the day, providin it don't get ye fired or excommunicated.

Let it never be said that ol' Cap'n Will don't have a heart.

That's right, all day.  From 00:00 hrs ( Read more... )

At my home, I fly the Jolly Roger from my balcony.  Literally.  Every day, except from 0000hrs. Sunday to 0000hrs. Monday, and any Christian high holidays (the whole week during Holy Week.)

However, there are a few times a year I fly what we pirates call the Friendly Colours.  My Friendly Colours just so happen to be Old Glory.  You see, even though ( Read more... )

I know some of you didn't get a chance to catch last night's Family Guy, which is the best damn pirate bit I've ever seen, due to lack of televisions or time. And that really is a shame, because it truly made me glad to be a pirate...

So I'm bringing it to you here!  AH-HA!



Enjoy!

God I love being a pirate...

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So I started coming down with an ear infection, and had to see the doctor... AGAIN!

Apparently it's a viral infection of my eustachian tubes spreading down into my sinuses and tonsils.

And once again, I'm on narcotics to clear the drainage...

But it's worse than that... they put me on something called Extendryl, an antitussive, antihistamine, ( Read more... )

I just received the an early Christmas present from Nona.  It's The Princess Bride 20th Anniversary DVD... and it came bundled with a hardback copy of the 30th anniversary edition of the book, which is the best pirate book ever.

And in the book's new introduction lies the most glorious news...

Fezzik lives!

(SPOILER ALERT!)

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Thus spaketh
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Oh yes, friends and neighbors, I've seen the clip from the VMA's. And do you know what, for once, I'm really happy for the media. Why? Because, at last, somebody is ragging on her as much as I am!

Hell yes, Britney's dancing looked like a beached sperm whale trying to wriggle back into the water.

Oh my yes, she looked like somebody put Jabba the ( Read more... )

Because it be such an auspicious holiday, I'll be postin' different pirate related stuff all day today!

And seeing as right now, I got nothing to say for meself... I present to ye a very well done rebuttal to the Pirate Guys' comments on Pirates Vs. Ninjas that I posted previously.

Enjoy, or it's the plank for ye!

Click to view

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If ye be a member of me crew, celebration of ITLAPD be MANDATORY.  So get yerself ready, learn some new piratical phrases, and have a few beers if ye be of age.

And remember, it be International TALK Like a Pirate Day, not DRESS Like a Pirate Day.  Ye don't have dress up, unless ye just want to, as long as ye be celebratin!

And just because that be ( Read more... )