Sick.... brains!!!! BRAINS!!!!! BRRRAAAAAINS!!!!!!!
So I started coming down with an ear infection, and had to see the doctor... AGAIN!
Apparently it's a viral infection of my eustachian tubes spreading down into my sinuses and tonsils.
And once again, I'm on narcotics to clear the drainage...
But it's worse than that... they put me on something called Extendryl, an antitussive, antihistamine, anticholinergic. Anticholinergics apparently are used to block neuro-transmissions. The ingredient that does this? Methscopolamine Nitrate... a derivative of scopolamine, which is found in certain plants and has been used by tribal shamans for centuries, due to it's neurological effects, for different purposes...
Including the creation of zombies.
So now, it seems that much like the pirate LeChuck, I too have ventured into the realms of Zombie Piratedom. Luckily the other drugs seem to be keeping me in a peaceful state where I don't crave brains, in fact I have to really make an effort to move, and if I stay in one spot too long I go to sleep. But I'm really craving a nice, big, juicy medium rare steak right now. And I'm groaning an awful lot more than usual.
Well, if any of you come to visit in the next 5 or so days, I won't be offended if you keep some blunt object next to you... you know... just in case the drug has it's full effect and I start trying to suck out your squishy bits. I'll understand.
Hehe, I dare any ninjas to try and attack me! They have a hard enough time dealing with pirates, but I doubt any one of them has crossed swords with a zombie pirate before! Bring it on,
peace_piper!
I am the Zombie Pirate Captain Will!
Apparently it's a viral infection of my eustachian tubes spreading down into my sinuses and tonsils.
And once again, I'm on narcotics to clear the drainage...
But it's worse than that... they put me on something called Extendryl, an antitussive, antihistamine, anticholinergic. Anticholinergics apparently are used to block neuro-transmissions. The ingredient that does this? Methscopolamine Nitrate... a derivative of scopolamine, which is found in certain plants and has been used by tribal shamans for centuries, due to it's neurological effects, for different purposes...
Including the creation of zombies.
So now, it seems that much like the pirate LeChuck, I too have ventured into the realms of Zombie Piratedom. Luckily the other drugs seem to be keeping me in a peaceful state where I don't crave brains, in fact I have to really make an effort to move, and if I stay in one spot too long I go to sleep. But I'm really craving a nice, big, juicy medium rare steak right now. And I'm groaning an awful lot more than usual.
Well, if any of you come to visit in the next 5 or so days, I won't be offended if you keep some blunt object next to you... you know... just in case the drug has it's full effect and I start trying to suck out your squishy bits. I'll understand.
Hehe, I dare any ninjas to try and attack me! They have a hard enough time dealing with pirates, but I doubt any one of them has crossed swords with a zombie pirate before! Bring it on,
peace_piper!
I am the Zombie Pirate Captain Will!