I was standing outside watching the tower crane work in the lightning storm. As I stood there, a gentlemen that I'd seen around the office comes out and starts watching, too. We chit chat about how amazing tower cranes are, how they seem to defy the laws of physics in their structure and stance, and how cool it would be to work up there ( Read more... )

With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it distributes out ( Read more... )

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Farrah gets to heaven.

St Peter greets her: "Because you're fabulous, you will be granted one wish before going through the pearly gates."

Farrah replies "I wish the children of the world to be safe."

MJ dies.

Okay... not me.  Not Mighty Mouse, either.  It was Facebook.

So, S and R were out and about town today, when S misplaced her purse.  A woman found the purse and the cell phone inside.  She started calling numbers on the phone.  Among the phone calls was S's brother.  Brother called Sister.  Neither Brother nor Sister had R's number, so in ( Read more... )

 Who would win in a fight between the Mattress Giant, the Iron Giant and the Green Giant?

Why is it when you get from here to there, you're still here and not there?  I can never seem to get there!!  *tongue in cheek*

 If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

So, I signed myself up for a gym membership and a personal trainer.  It's been about 3 weeks now.  And the results are showing.

For years my Mom's been giving me tips and suggestions on how I can lose weight.  But the recent weightloss/toning has brought an onslaught of more suggestions from my loving Mom on what more I can do to speed up the ( Read more... )

Where's My Rake??

This is hilarious!