Peter Griffin: Meg, to really show a guy you love him, you gotta learn to love his gas.

Ah. Gotta love Family Guy!

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Farrah gets to heaven.

St Peter greets her: "Because you're fabulous, you will be granted one wish before going through the pearly gates."

Farrah replies "I wish the children of the world to be safe."

MJ dies.

Anyone catch it?

I just caught the opening skit with Tina Frey and John McCain.  Absolutely hilarious!  I couldn't believe the "Going in the rougue."

Ben Affleck (who always supports the losing party) supports John McCain. 

This is unfreaking believable.  And so hilariously funny.  And (sadly enough) watching this was probably the best part of my day.  Okay, maybe there was one thing today that would beat watching this.... maybe.  =P  It was just that kinda day.

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I don't know if this is true or not.... but even if you're not an 'engyen-eer'/enginerd/history buff like me, this is funny.

(courtesy of my fellow enginerd Di.)

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5  inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in ( Read more... )

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit angry.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question..."

I can't believe I couldn't figure this out.

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A mushy tushy!

hahahahahahaha!  *breathe*  hahahahahaha!

courtesy of my co-worker, Lou.

(It was even more hilarious when he called me up 15 minutes after he last saw me, JUST to tell me the joke.  :-D)

The manager asked the co-op to coordinate a meeting with the contractor ( Read more... )

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in ( Read more... )