Oct 01, 2009 12:48
With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am."
-=*=- -=*=-
HA!
Sometimes, though, I'd rather be dumb. =P
funny,
life,
thoughts