Oh, bovine faeces.
OT12; PG; Humour, crack
Are you good at English?

A/N:
I didn't even read through this before posting it. OTL breaking a million writing rules. WHO AM I TO TALK ABOUT ENGLISH. I'm a terrible writer I'm sorry. ;_;
Italics are meant to represent words spoken in English.

( “I don’t actually think they’ll need to learn how to say the words ‘bull’ and ‘shit’, in that order, Miss.” Their manager whispered to her. )

just keep swimming, swimming, swimming
OT12, mild pairing references; PG; Humour
EXO's dance performances have been lacking, and SM knows just the way to fix it.

A/N: Why am I doing this. A terrible, unedited piece. I hope you don't go blind.

( “Oh lord please help me,” Chen prayed before going underwater, pinned to the pool floor by Kyungsoo’s big fat ass. )