Oh, bovine faeces.
OT12; PG; Humour, crack
Are you good at English?

A/N:
I didn't even read through this before posting it. OTL breaking a million writing rules. WHO AM I TO TALK ABOUT ENGLISH. I'm a terrible writer I'm sorry. ;_;
Italics are meant to represent words spoken in English.

( “I don’t actually think they’ll need to learn how to say the words ‘bull’ and ‘shit’, in that order, Miss.” Their manager whispered to her. )

be my (bloody) valentine.
Baekhyun/Chanyeol; PG-13; AU, comfort
Oily chocolates and flowers that reeked of perfume and beauty products were ugly reminders that Chanyeol was being selfish.

A/N: Not beta-ed, not edited, not ANYTHING. Written in a sickly stupor.

( Won't you be my valentine? )