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[jackoclubs]

[Looks like there is yet another sign hovering around a table in the center of Camp today!

WANTED: CUTE AND PERKY MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT.
To qualify, you must be cute, perky, and not own a pair of fish-patterned panties. Apply now!Behind the table sits a purple gorilla clad in a red dress that is far too small for her. She is handing out application

Comments

[thearchemage]

Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't!

[jackoclubs]

I think I got the short end of the stick.

[thearchemage]

Hopefully you won't be here that long!

[jackoclubs]

The shorter, the better. I dunno when the last time Eleanor-san here took a bath.

[this results in a somewhat offended gorilla grunt]

[jackoclubs]

This isn't fair.

I'd take sugar-free candy over a smelly gorilla any day.

[jackoclubs]

-- hey! You know a little bit about magical girls, right?

Wanna apply?

[tasteslikehair]

I have brownies!

[jackoclubs]

-- ha? Really?

[tasteslikehair]

Uh-huh.

[pulls a big bag of brownies out of her bag]

[jackoclubs]

[LIFESAVER]

Can I have one?

[blowsurmind]

You're outta luck, dude.

[jackoclubs]

I notice. And I haven't even eaten dinner yet.

[blowsurmind]

It could be worse.

[jackoclubs]

How?

[certifiably]

Too bad for you! I may fit the description of cute and perky perfectly, but I'm always the main act! Guess you're stuck.

[jackoclubs]

And a magician of my skill level never plays second fiddle to a witch.

Bet my act is better, anyway.

[certifiably]

You wish! What are you going to do, pull a rabbit out of a hat? Laaame!

[jackoclubs]

No way! That's boring and cliche. I'm gonna do something even better.