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[jackoclubs]

[Looks like there is yet another sign hovering around a table in the center of Camp today!

WANTED: CUTE AND PERKY MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT.
To qualify, you must be cute, perky, and not own a pair of fish-patterned panties. Apply now!Behind the table sits a purple gorilla clad in a red dress that is far too small for her. She is handing out application

Comments

[thearchemage]

Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't!

[jackoclubs]

I think I got the short end of the stick.

[thearchemage]

Hopefully you won't be here that long!

[jackoclubs]

The shorter, the better. I dunno when the last time Eleanor-san here took a bath.

[this results in a somewhat offended gorilla grunt]

[thearchemage]

I don't think gorillas take a lot of baths, anyway!

Doesn't make it much better though, does it?

[jackoclubs]

They should!

And no, it doesn't.

[thearchemage]

Anyway! Are you really looking for an assistant? Or is that just a thing camp's making you do?

[jackoclubs]

Not to disappoint, but it's definitely a Camp thing.

[thearchemage]

I wouldn't want to be an assistant anyway!

[jackoclubs]

More of a 'main attraction' kind of girl?

[thearchemage]

Yeah! My kind of magic isn't really background magic.

[jackoclubs]

Fellow magician?

[thearchemage]

The cutest witch you'll ever meet! I'm Arche. ♥

[jackoclubs]

Another--

Kaito Kuroba. Nice to meetcha, Arche-san.

[thearchemage]

Nice to meet you, too!

What kind of magic can you do?

[jackoclubs]

[twisting his wrist and producing a yellow flower for her!]

Any kind I want! Though I specialized in sleights.