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[jackoclubs]

[Looks like there is yet another sign hovering around a table in the center of Camp today!

WANTED: CUTE AND PERKY MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT.
To qualify, you must be cute, perky, and not own a pair of fish-patterned panties. Apply now!Behind the table sits a purple gorilla clad in a red dress that is far too small for her. She is handing out application

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[tasteslikehair]

I have brownies!

[jackoclubs]

-- ha? Really?

[tasteslikehair]

Uh-huh.

[pulls a big bag of brownies out of her bag]

[jackoclubs]

[LIFESAVER]

Can I have one?

[tasteslikehair]

'kay 'kay!

[brownie'd]

[jackoclubs]

[nom nom aaaah brownies]

Thanks! This kinda makes it better. Only kinda.

[tasteslikehair]

Makes what better?

[jackoclubs]

My being stuck here. [gestures to the sign]

[tasteslikehair]

Are you a magician!?

[jackoclubs]

. . .

Yeah, actually! I am.

[tasteslikehair]

That's so cool.

[jackoclubs]

Heh, thanks. Though despite what the sign says, 'm not really in the market for an assistant.

[tasteslikehair]

Is she your assistant?

[CLEARLY MEANS THE GORILLA]

[jackoclubs]

-- Eleanor-san? No way!

[tasteslikehair]

She looks cute and perky to me.

[jackoclubs]

She doesn't have any stage presence.