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[jackoclubs]

[Looks like there is yet another sign hovering around a table in the center of Camp today!

WANTED: CUTE AND PERKY MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT.
To qualify, you must be cute, perky, and not own a pair of fish-patterned panties. Apply now!Behind the table sits a purple gorilla clad in a red dress that is far too small for her. She is handing out application

Comments

[blowsurmind]

You're outta luck, dude.

[jackoclubs]

I notice. And I haven't even eaten dinner yet.

[blowsurmind]

It could be worse.

[jackoclubs]

How?

[blowsurmind]

I dunno, you could be stuck in an alien invasion.

[jackoclubs]

I dunno, I think that'd be kinda interesting.

[blowsurmind]

It depends on what kind of aliens are invading and why.

[jackoclubs]

And if they're abducting you for creepy experimentation or not.

[blowsurmind]

Nice aliens would be cool. Like Zex!

[jackoclubs]

Nice aliens that come with really cool space ships!

-- who?

[blowsurmind]

I live in Zex's spaceship! You haven't met him yet? He has a head full of tentacles and a proboscis and a tail!

[jackoclubs]

Not yet. He kinda sounds hard to miss, though.

[blowsurmind]

Well, yeah, kind of.

[jackoclubs]

I guess I'll, uh. Keep an eye out for him.

[blowsurmind]

Cool. So why do you need an assistant?

[jackoclubs]

I don't. At least, not right now.