ITP: awkward turtle

[barfintomyhat]

[Kurt and Tohru are watching adult movies on Kurt's laptop. As you do.]

I can't watch this part. Tell me when they're done.

. . . Done with . . . removing their pants?

Exactly. Oh, look at him, please. He doesn't look that much older than us. I wonder if he still lives with his parents. And what does he tell them when he . . . you know, goes to

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[hemoerotica]

[I'M 6.]

[barfintomyhat]

-Oh my god! [bangs laptop closed!]

[hemoerotica]

Um

[barfintomyhat]

[who needs eye contact]

[justwannahave]

. . . While porn movies are okay as an intro to the mechanics of the act, you should take most of it with a pinch of salt. Big pinch of salt.

[povertyprincess]

I just want to say that I had nothing to do with this and will only elaborate further in the presence of a lawyer.

[justwannahave]

Oh relax--you're not the first or last teenager in Camp to download and watch porn.

[povertyprincess]

Yeah, I can believe that.

[archaelologist]

His technique is...interesting, to say the least.

[barfintomyhat]

[risks a glance and turns away immediately]

I can't do it. I keep wondering what his parents look like.

[archaelologist]

It might be best to just turn it off.

[barfintomyhat]

Good idea. [looks so relieved to do just that]

[mythbusting]

[ One glance and -- walking away ]

[barfintomyhat]

[watching over the top of his laptop]

Oh god, I think he saw that . . .

[mythbusting]

Dude.

[barfintomyhat]

I didn't think anyone would have a problem.

Actually, I thought people would have less of a problem with me if I watched this.

[reach_within]

[frrrreezing midstep as he gets close enough to hear the conversation]

... Uh!

[povertyprincess]

Yay, more people!

[reach_within]

Annnd you don't gotta worry about that 'cause this people is leaving.

[povertyprincess]

No, thanks. I don't want to be known as the guy who was so engrossed in adult movies that people around him walked away.

[turns the laptop off]

It wasn't that interesting, anyway.