ITP: awkward turtle

[barfintomyhat]

[Kurt and Tohru are watching adult movies on Kurt's laptop. As you do.]

I can't watch this part. Tell me when they're done.

. . . Done with . . . removing their pants?

Exactly. Oh, look at him, please. He doesn't look that much older than us. I wonder if he still lives with his parents. And what does he tell them when he . . . you know, goes to

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[archaelologist]

His technique is...interesting, to say the least.

[barfintomyhat]

[risks a glance and turns away immediately]

I can't do it. I keep wondering what his parents look like.

[archaelologist]

It might be best to just turn it off.

[barfintomyhat]

Good idea. [looks so relieved to do just that]

[archaelologist]

Why were you watching such a thing in the first place?

[barfintomyhat]

Is this part of our counseling?

[archaelologist]

It can be.

[barfintomyhat]

It's really okay if we don't.

[archaelologist]

We can talk about other things, if you'd like.

[barfintomyhat]

What did you talk about with the other guys?

[archaelologist]

Tea parties.

[barfintomyhat]

I had some epic ones when I was six.

[archaelologist]

Nothing more recent?

[barfintomyhat]

I got my first subscription to Vogue not too long after that, so I started pining for good sushi instead.

[archaelologist]

What about a tea party with sushi?

[barfintomyhat]

Oooh, that'd be great! We could do that now.