ITP: awkward turtle

[barfintomyhat]

[Kurt and Tohru are watching adult movies on Kurt's laptop. As you do.]

I can't watch this part. Tell me when they're done.

. . . Done with . . . removing their pants?

Exactly. Oh, look at him, please. He doesn't look that much older than us. I wonder if he still lives with his parents. And what does he tell them when he . . . you know, goes to

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[reach_within]

[frrrreezing midstep as he gets close enough to hear the conversation]

... Uh!

[povertyprincess]

Yay, more people!

[reach_within]

Annnd you don't gotta worry about that 'cause this people is leaving.

[povertyprincess]

No, thanks. I don't want to be known as the guy who was so engrossed in adult movies that people around him walked away.

[turns the laptop off]

It wasn't that interesting, anyway.

[reach_within]

Yeah, this is gonna be one of those things where pretty much any information is too much information.

[povertyprincess]

Wow, you're shy.

[reach_within]

Can we not talk about this?

[povertyprincess]

Okay, what do you want to talk about, instead?

[reach_within]

... Sports? The weather? Uh. ... Stuff?

[povertyprincess]

Did you go to the crossdresser's ball?

[barfintomyhat]

Uh, Jaime . . .

[reach_within]

... Yeah. How about I just. Leave you to your... stuff. Which you could probably be doing somewhere way less public? For the record? And we kinda forget this ever happened.

[barfintomyhat]

What, so I should do it in the cabin where Ronan or you would see me anyway?

[reach_within]

Yyyes? No? Maybe?

[barfintomyhat]

Let me answer that for you: no.

[reach_within]

I mean if you... we could always go... uh. I mean.