ITP: bedninja

[maid0ftime]

[Wherever you were asleep, you are no longer there.

No, you are now in someone else's bed.

Go. Frolic. Sleep.]

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[maid0ftime]

[You don't sleep, you... die.

You are a metal robot and therefore may be slightly unusual to sleep with.]

[hemoerotica]

[You might describe this particular sleeping arrangement as unusual. Or possibly just uncomfortable.

What you wouldn't give for some horns or shitty wands right now. And a proper sleeping icon while you're at it.]

[maid0ftime]

[You consider awakening the jade blooded troll before the horrorterrors ensue.

They are always ensuing.]

kanaya

[hemoerotica]

[You would appreciate your friend's concern for your mental health, but you're a bit too busy being confused as you begin to awaken.]

Aradia
Why Am I
On You

[fuckyeahseateen]

[that is, unless you wind up in theirs instead. you're not the only one who defines "waterbed" a little differently than most people]

[fuckyeahseateen]

[something is distinctly different here, but what exactly is it...?]

[gamebreaker]

[You are now asleep... somewhere. You are, fortunately or unfortunately, not glowing with dark eldritch energies as represented in this icon.

At least for the moment.]

[hemoerotica]

[Is this outcome too predictable? You wouldn't know, you're fast asleep.

In any case, if you were aware of their potential existence, you would hope that those dark eldritch energies would make the current moment of nonexistence an extended one. You're getting quite enough of that funny business in your dreams already.]

[gamebreaker]

[The eldritch forces do indeed remain absent, and you remain curled peacefully asleep on your bed, enjoying only the normal, pleasant variety of dreams of magical forces and zoologically dubious creatures that your subconscious provides without outside influence.]

[hemoerotica]

[Yes, you both seem sufficiently distracted by your various dreaming states not to notice that you aren't quite as alone on this particular sleeping apparatus as you remember being. Or, to call back to a previous statement and enforce the point through repetition...

At least for the moment.]

[putyrchinthebox]

[Whoever she's sleeping with is getting Grade A clinging.]

[babyjusthurtme]

[Which may be a little off considering the slime still on your body.]

[putyrchinthebox]

[Stirring at that.]

Chi...

[appleberrybla2t]

[ Thankfully, your RECUPERACOON is one of the few spacious enough for two people - or trolls - to sleep in.

Unfortunately it's still a thing full of slime and pretty unpleasant for anyone who isn't of your species. ]

((all the placeholders))

[youmustlickit]

[Luckily, you are of the same species!]

[appleberrybla2t]

[ Well that's good, then. We wouldn't want any strange slime-coated angry humans waking up on us. ]

[youmustlickit]

[We wouldn't?]