ITP: bedninja

[maid0ftime]

[Wherever you were asleep, you are no longer there.

No, you are now in someone else's bed.

Go. Frolic. Sleep.]

Comments

[appleberrybla2t]

[ Thankfully, your RECUPERACOON is one of the few spacious enough for two people - or trolls - to sleep in.

Unfortunately it's still a thing full of slime and pretty unpleasant for anyone who isn't of your species. ]

((all the placeholders))

[youmustlickit]

[Luckily, you are of the same species!]

[appleberrybla2t]

[ Well that's good, then. We wouldn't want any strange slime-coated angry humans waking up on us. ]

[youmustlickit]

[We wouldn't?]

[appleberrybla2t]

[ Well, one of us wouldn't. ]

[appleberrybla2t]

[ Your recuperacoon has gained +1 MATESPRIT. You are 0k with this.

Wow where did that come from? ]

[appleberrybla2t]

[ They are certainly not! All this snuggling just ends up with the two of you being a lilac-slime-coated trollpile, with the two sopor slime colours mixing.

You start to wake up. ]

[babyjusthurtme]

[Because clearly this RECOUPERACOON didn't have enough INSUFFERABLE PRICKS.]

[appleberrybla2t]

[ One can never have enough PRICKS.

Wait, that's not right. ]

[threshprince]

[You have gained +1 SLIMEBUDDY.]

[appleberrybla2t]

[ If you were conscious right now, you would be hoping Karkat won't freak when he wakes up and finds himself in the RED SIDE of your bifurcated RECUPERACOON. ]

[threshprince]

[You freak when you wake up and find yourself in the RED SIDE of his bifurcated RECUPERACOON.]

[appleberrybla2t]

[ Yeah there is pretty much no way that wasn't going to happen.

You jerk awake and promptly kick Karkat in the shin. ]

[threshprince]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!