ITP: bedninja

[maid0ftime]

[Wherever you were asleep, you are no longer there.

No, you are now in someone else's bed.

Go. Frolic. Sleep.]

Comments

[maid0ftime]

[You don't sleep, you... die.

You are a metal robot and therefore may be slightly unusual to sleep with.]

[hemoerotica]

[You might describe this particular sleeping arrangement as unusual. Or possibly just uncomfortable.

What you wouldn't give for some horns or shitty wands right now. And a proper sleeping icon while you're at it.]

[maid0ftime]

[You consider awakening the jade blooded troll before the horrorterrors ensue.

They are always ensuing.]

kanaya

[hemoerotica]

[You would appreciate your friend's concern for your mental health, but you're a bit too busy being confused as you begin to awaken.]

Aradia
Why Am I
On You

[maid0ftime]

camp did it
i am n0t y0ur recuperac00n

[hemoerotica]

That Would Be A Particularly Shocking Twist In Our Friendship
So Im Glad To Hear It Isnt So

[maid0ftime]

yes

[hemoerotica]

You Say That "Camp" Is Responsible For This
Does That Mean This Happens Often Here

[maid0ftime]

it is a frequent 0ccurance that pe0ple wake up in 0ther pe0ples 'beds'
regardless 0f previ0us l0cation 0r intenti0ns
...
i d0 n0t think any0ne is dr0wning in y0ur recuperac00n this time

[hemoerotica]

Well Thats A Relief At Least

[maid0ftime]

that w0uld be hard t0 get 0ut

[hemoerotica]

I Imagine So
But Despite The Circumstances
Im Feeling Much More Awake Now So Maybe We Can Talk
Its Been A While
How Have You Been Aradia

[threshprince]

[There is a LEADER sleeping on your head.]

[maid0ftime]

...

[threshprince]

[Zzzz.]

[maid0ftime]

wake up karkat