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when_in_canada in campfuckudie

Silly Canadian Laws v2

Aug 09, 2010 21:23

[There is a Mountie standing outside the Consulate this evening, looking positively horrified. At his feet there is a dead Sasquatch. Yes, a Sasquatch, shot in the chest. He does not seem distressed by the fact it is a Sasquatch, simply that it is dead. He is now checking for vital signs, clutching his hat to his chest ( Read more... )

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tinmedalsoldier August 10 2010, 01:30:36 UTC

[Has rifle.]

...

[... this looks bad, doesn't it.]

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:33:43 UTC

[NOOOOOO]

Mullin, please say it isn't as it appears!

tinmedalsoldier August 10 2010, 01:36:45 UTC

I-if it appears that I did it, then definitely not, Mr. Turnbull! I-I would never discharge my weapon on Consulate grounds except in time of invasion!

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:41:11 UTC

Ah, I don't believe you ever would--!

[DISTRESS. frantically looking around for someone else with a gun.]

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145.73 itcamefromcamp August 10 2010, 01:32:08 UTC

Constable, is that a Sasquatch?

You killed the Sasquatch?

Re: 145.73 when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:41:36 UTC

I did not! I would never... oh dear......

[checking it again]

Yes, it is dead.

[...he might faint]

Re: 145.73 itcamefromcamp August 10 2010, 01:46:47 UTC

[sigh]

Well, Constable, a Sasquatch is an ape-like creature that has caused legends since before the 1920s. I know someone who would've loved to be able to see one in person, but since it's too late for that, you'll be glad to know that it'll provide decent Stamina recovery, provided you cook it well enough. It might be pretty tough, though, because they're said to be very well-muscled.

Re: 145.73 when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:50:14 UTC

I am more concerned that it was killed. Poaching of Sasquatches is illegal in this territory.

...

Stamina recovery, you say?

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lordoverflowers August 10 2010, 01:35:04 UTC

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:41:59 UTC

It is a Sasquatch.

[do you have a weapon?!]

lordoverflowers August 10 2010, 01:45:36 UTC

*...do my long, pointy shoes count?*

why is it so furry

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:55:09 UTC

[no. AT EASE.]

The pelt is characteristic of this species. It appears this one did not shed the heavy coat of winter.

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steadysword August 10 2010, 01:35:25 UTC

[This knight has a sword, not a gun, so likely did not commit this murder. However, she is removing bandages in public.]

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:42:44 UTC

[oh, a sword, that's perfectly ac----NOOOOOOOOO]

Miss! Miss, do not--!

steadysword August 10 2010, 01:49:29 UTC

[pausing a moment]

Is something amiss, ser?

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:51:20 UTC

Your bandages, I-- I do implore you, please step inside and remove them in the privacy of the Consulate restroom.

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littlestsoldier August 10 2010, 01:38:17 UTC

*Has climbed a tree and is watching all this from his spot on one of the branches*

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:43:41 UTC

[glancing around for a shoote--------NOOOOOOOOO]

You there! Come down this instant!

littlestsoldier August 10 2010, 01:46:51 UTC

Why? I just climbed up here! I'm not coming down just because some guy in a ridiculous hat says to.

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:53:42 UTC

You must, I'm afraid it is ille-----

Ridiculous hat?!?!

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