The mad scientist, let me show her to you.

See, I've read people's reactions to MGS4, and as far as what it reveals about the Patriots and Para-medic, there's a general consensus of "when did Para-medic turn into such an evil bitch."

( Spoiler warning for THE WHOLE DAMN SERIES )

( This ficlet has created a time paradox. )

Para-medic recently told Kabuto about a 1925 movie in which Professor Challenger took people on an expedition to a place where dinosaurs never died. The name of the movie should be "The Lost World," not "Jurassic Park;" this mix-up stems from Michael Crichton's fuckery.

- Tansy, Super Mushrooms.
- Camp's toucans.
- Mistletoe.
- Candy canes.
- Jell-o.
- Bear meat (Teddie).
- Seafood birdsnest.
- Duck. (Gosalyn).
- Waffles.
- Lamb.
- Mice and rats (Rakushun).
- Salt-water taffy.
- Pizza.
- Girl Scout cookies.
- Mint tea.
- WILD Jell-O.
- Bacon.
- Apples.

( Work in Progress )

( Metal Gear Solid 3 )

Name: Dr. Clark/"Quack"/"Para-medic"
Age: 34
Height: 5 foot, 5 and 7/8th inches.
Weight: "Top Secret"
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Officially, it's red.  But it looks brown...?

Medical Info: Para-medic seems to have gotten into good shape as she established the paramedic system and had to do things like parachuting into front lines. She's generally a non-combatant ( Read more... )

Character: Dr. Clark/"Quack"/"Para-medic"
Series: Metal Gear Solid series
Job idea: Camp Nutritionist
Character Age: 34, as of Portable Ops
Canon: If The Boss invented modern espionage, then Para-medic is the woman who invented the modern battlefield medic. An eccentric doctor with an interest in genetic research, she was brought on Naked Snake ( Read more... )