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[capt_liarpants]

*in the Mess Hall, there is a huge pile of salt-water taffy*

Aaaaagfh!! Fish tash fighe 'aaaaalt! An' if 'oo fighey, 'oo fighey!

*it tastes more like salt than taffy and is a great deal more stickier than you would expect, if you happen to try it*