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[capt_liarpants]

*in the Mess Hall, there is a huge pile of salt-water taffy*

Aaaaagfh!! Fish tash fighe 'aaaaalt! An' if 'oo fighey, 'oo fighey!

*it tastes more like salt than taffy and is a great deal more stickier than you would expect, if you happen to try it*

Comments

[00_05]

There are so many questions to ask, it's difficult to pick first one.

[capt_liarpants]

...fugh, 'o awaaaaaaaagh.

[00_05]

I think the first one to ask is why you decided stuffing two handfuls of taffy into your mouth was a good idea.

[capt_liarpants]

Fi don' angh fo feek fo 'ooo!

[dancemecanique]

[ignoring the candy in favor of pointing and laughing]

[capt_liarpants]

*fiiiiiiiiischt*

Fop lau'ing! Fits nogh funny!!!

[dancemecanique]

No, it is! It totally is!

[capt_liarpants]

*stomps his foot on the ground*

Fits nogh, fits nogh!!! Fits ish a ferioush 'affer!

[anoathkept]

-Hey, what's wrong?

[capt_liarpants]

Fah faffyyyyyyyy! Fits 'alty an' fighey!!

[anoathkept]

... It's too salty?

[capt_liarpants]

FEEEEEESH!!! AND FIGHEY!! Don' tash fit, 'ome fergh lef' fit for efery'on!!

[willcute4food]

[cue dog chewing peanut butter effect]

[capt_liarpants]

DON' FEET FAH FAFFY!!

[willcute4food]

Fuh?

[capt_liarpants]

Fits fighey an' tash fike 'alt! Shpit i' out!!!

[sandyregina]

-Usopp-san!?

[capt_liarpants]

FIFI!!!

[sandyregina]

Do you need some water?

[capt_liarpants]

Fo! Schtay away fom fah faffy!! Fits fighey!!