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[capt_liarpants]

*in the Mess Hall, there is a huge pile of salt-water taffy*

Aaaaagfh!! Fish tash fighe 'aaaaalt! An' if 'oo fighey, 'oo fighey!

*it tastes more like salt than taffy and is a great deal more stickier than you would expect, if you happen to try it*

Comments

[anoathkept]

-Hey, what's wrong?

[capt_liarpants]

Fah faffyyyyyyyy! Fits 'alty an' fighey!!

[anoathkept]

... It's too salty?

[capt_liarpants]

FEEEEEESH!!! AND FIGHEY!! Don' tash fit, 'ome fergh lef' fit for efery'on!!

[anoathkept]

[...takes a piece and eats it, and shows no change, in fact, after a moment-it seems like he's happy with it]

I like it.

[capt_liarpants]

...

...................FATS NOGH FAAAAAAAAIR!!!

[anoathkept]

I eat salty things all the time. I like it like that.

[capt_liarpants]

Foooo, fats nogh wha' fi'm talking abou'! It's fighey!! But nogh for 'oo!

[anoathkept]

Why ... don't you go get some water?

[capt_liarpants]

I fried fat. Tooo fighey, fah water can' fight the faffy!!

[anoathkept]

... Can you pull it out?

[capt_liarpants]

Fat's a good idea!

*pulling some of it out and getting his hands all sticky in the process*

[anoathkept]

Maybe you should eat more salt.

[capt_liarpants]

What? Why would I dosh fat?