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[capt_liarpants]

*in the Mess Hall, there is a huge pile of salt-water taffy*

Aaaaagfh!! Fish tash fighe 'aaaaalt! An' if 'oo fighey, 'oo fighey!

*it tastes more like salt than taffy and is a great deal more stickier than you would expect, if you happen to try it*

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[sandyregina]

-Usopp-san!?

[capt_liarpants]

FIFI!!!

[sandyregina]

Do you need some water?

[capt_liarpants]

Fo! Schtay away fom fah faffy!! Fits fighey!!

[sandyregina]

You want some more taffy?

[capt_liarpants]

Fooooooooooooo...

*points to the taffy, points to his mouth, tries to mime chewing, and then makes a horrified face*

Fee?

[sandyregina]

You think Luffy should have some?

[capt_liarpants]

....fesh! Fee should 'af schome!!

[sandyregina]

We'd better carry a lot!

[capt_liarpants]

Fi'll put shcome in my schniper bag!

*stuffing the bag*

[sandyregina]

[la la la, helping yoou :)]

[capt_liarpants]

Fifi, don' 'af any yourschelf, okay? Fits...manly faffy!!

[sandyregina]

I can hardly understand you when you talk like that.

[capt_liarpants]

Fits nogh my fault!!

[sandyregina]

Did you burn your tongue on something?

[capt_liarpants]

It'sh the faffy!! Fits efil!!