Silly Canadian Laws v2

[when_in_canada]

[There is a Mountie standing outside the Consulate this evening, looking positively horrified. At his feet there is a dead Sasquatch. Yes, a Sasquatch, shot in the chest. He does not seem distressed by the fact it is a Sasquatch, simply that it is dead. He is now checking for vital signs, clutching his hat to his chest

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[lordoverflowers]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.

[when_in_canada]

It is a Sasquatch.

[do you have a weapon?!]

[lordoverflowers]

*...do my long, pointy shoes count?*

why is it so furry

[when_in_canada]

[no. AT EASE.]

The pelt is characteristic of this species. It appears this one did not shed the heavy coat of winter.

[lordoverflowers]

*YELLING AFTER 10PM*

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH IT'S LOOKING AT ME WITH ITS...DEAD...EYE THINGS....

[when_in_canada]

Sir, please lower your voice, it is after ten pm.

...also, its eyes are closed.