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[capt_liarpants]

*Upon entering the Mess Hall today, you might notice something is wrong. Or, to be more exact, some things are missing. But before you realize what's been snatched, your eyes will probably be automatically drawn to the banner that's prominently displayed on one wall of the Mess Hall.*

Comments

[archaelologist]

The banner was a nice touch.

[capt_liarpants]

Yeah, it turned out pretty good! Want some more cookies, Robin?

[archaelologist]

No thank you. I think I've had more than enough.

[capt_liarpants]

How about cake? Pudding? I don't know what this is, but it looks goopy.

*looking dubiously at the goopy thing in one of the bowls*

[cake_and_death]

. . .

[this may well be the last straw. THE LAST]

((placeholding!))

[archaelologist]

[Mwahahaha etc.]

[capt_liarpants]

*just imagine it. your desserts are being gobbled by greedy pirates right this second.*

[get_sometail]

Talk about going overboard with a calling card ...

[archaelologist]

[but we're PIRATES]

[get_sometail]

[SIGHS, I will never understand why you guys don't believe in subtlety and subterfuge. I AM OUT FOR YOUR DELICIOUS BOOTY and some cake too]

[archaelologist]

[you can have my booty anytime you want, Mr. Monkey Thief]

[screwfate]

*...this is why Usopp can't have stoic lessons*

[capt_liarpants]

*HEY! He can be subtle. Maybe. But this doesn't call for subtlety. THIS CALLS FOR A HUGE FREAKING BANNER.*

[screwfate]

*nothing calls for a huge freaking banner*

[capt_liarpants]

*this is why pirates and ninjas are at war; if you can't understand the need for a huge freaking banner every once in awhile, we cannot be friends*

[dancemecanique]

...he is going to die.

[archaelologist]

[He'll get the full awesome pirate funeral. because he died doing awesome pirate things.]

[dancemecanique]

[awesome pirate things that will end in PAIN]

[archaelologist]

[we'll remember Usopp fondly]