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[capt_liarpants]

*Upon entering the Mess Hall today, you might notice something is wrong. Or, to be more exact, some things are missing. But before you realize what's been snatched, your eyes will probably be automatically drawn to the banner that's prominently displayed on one wall of the Mess Hall.*

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[get_sometail]

Talk about going overboard with a calling card ...

[archaelologist]

[but we're PIRATES]

[get_sometail]

[SIGHS, I will never understand why you guys don't believe in subtlety and subterfuge. I AM OUT FOR YOUR DELICIOUS BOOTY and some cake too]

[archaelologist]

[you can have my booty anytime you want, Mr. Monkey Thief]

[get_sometail]

[I AM COMING FOR YOUR DELICIOUS CAKES AND PIES, BOATMILF]

[archaelologist]

[That's not all you're coming for, AMIRITE?]

[get_sometail]

[Oh your delightful conversation, as well.

prying open the barn door :9]

[archaelologist]

[you get a whole bunch of chairs falling on your head for your troubles]

[get_sometail]

[KABONK]

OWWWW!! GEEZ!

[archaelologist]

Ah, our first guest.

[get_sometail]

You guys sure know how to start off a tea party with a bang.

[archaelologist]

I'm not sure if it can be called a tea party when we don't have any spoons.

[get_sometail]

Truly, you are the most depraved of miscreants.

[rubs his head and looks around for more Home Alone traps]

[archaelologist]

[...sprouts arms up from the floor and waves them around?]

[get_sometail]

Heh-heh. Let's see how fast you are, Robin!

[attempting to dash closer!]

[archaelologist]

[SUDDENLY, a whole shitton of arms. Can you get through?!!]