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[capt_liarpants]

*Upon entering the Mess Hall today, you might notice something is wrong. Or, to be more exact, some things are missing. But before you realize what's been snatched, your eyes will probably be automatically drawn to the banner that's prominently displayed on one wall of the Mess Hall.*

Comments

[dancemecanique]

...he is going to die.

[archaelologist]

[He'll get the full awesome pirate funeral. because he died doing awesome pirate things.]

[dancemecanique]

[awesome pirate things that will end in PAIN]

[archaelologist]

[we'll remember Usopp fondly]

[dancemecanique]

[remember him as he was, not as I'll leave him]

[archaelologist]

[man, can you even find us?]

[dancemecanique]

[well so far I've looked in the craft hut and at the pool and a random empty barn, cursing Usopp all the way]

Maybe I'll tie him to the silo and let Marcy have some fun.

[archaelologist]

[keepin' surveillance, so can hear your scary scary thoughts]

Oh my.

[dancemecanique]

[getting INCREASINGLY FRUSTRATED and yell-y]

Where the hell are you?! Show your face, coward!

[archaelologist]

[he's so terrified right now, you have no idea]

[dancemecanique]

[as he should be. also trying to infiltrate your barn... fortress. thing]

[archaelologist]

[Hope you're happy to see all those chairs falling on you]

[dancemecanique]

[yeah that was a fun and painful experience]

That HURT! You're a dead man, you idiot!

[archaelologist]

Seems another guest has arrived.

[dancemecanique]

That's a pretty bad way to treat a guest, don't you think?

[archaelologist]

Well, we didn't want to make it too easy.