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[capt_liarpants]

*Upon entering the Mess Hall today, you might notice something is wrong. Or, to be more exact, some things are missing. But before you realize what's been snatched, your eyes will probably be automatically drawn to the banner that's prominently displayed on one wall of the Mess Hall.*

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[screwfate]

*...this is why Usopp can't have stoic lessons*

[capt_liarpants]

*HEY! He can be subtle. Maybe. But this doesn't call for subtlety. THIS CALLS FOR A HUGE FREAKING BANNER.*

[screwfate]

*nothing calls for a huge freaking banner*

[capt_liarpants]

*this is why pirates and ninjas are at war; if you can't understand the need for a huge freaking banner every once in awhile, we cannot be friends*

[screwfate]

*...Lee or Naruto or Anko would probably understand the need for a banner sometimes*

[capt_liarpants]

*clearly, they are superior ninja; sometimes subtlety must be thrown out the window!*

[screwfate]

*perhaps you are unclear on the concept of ninjaing*

[capt_liarpants]

*there are unsubtle ninja; case-in-point, Naruto*

[screwfate]

*mancrushes aside, I'm not sure he knows what the concept of ninjaing is either*

[capt_liarpants]

*Naruto would've made a GREAT pirate*

[screwfate]

*yeah, he totally would have*

*also, possibly knocking on your barn of choice*

[capt_liarpants]

*there is nobody home*

*nobody here but us chairs and forks*

[screwfate]

*sighs and ignores in favor of getting a fork*

[capt_liarpants]

*BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHAIR AVALANCHE TRAPS BARRING YOUR WAY?!*

[screwfate]

*I'm the subtle type of ninja, remember?*

[capt_liarpants]

*oh. darnit*

*poking his head out from behind the chair barrier that he and Robin are behind* Hyuuga!