IS THAT A COW COMING STRAIGHT AT MY FACE

[fuckyoucow]

[ Please, get your mind out of the gutter. No matter where you are, wherever you stand, a cow is being thrown right in the center of your face! The poor cow! And poor you. Do you dodge? Do you go looking for who might have thrown it? He might be in the center of a corn field, just . . . over . . . there. ]

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[biiiiiiiiirdman]

[DIVES OUT OF THE WAY AND SHOOTS THE COW WITH A HAND LASER BEAM]

[fuckyoucow]

[ You now have camp steak. Mmm. ]

[biiiiiiiiirdman]

...

...Huh.

[fuckyoucow]

[ Don't you want to know who threw it? ]

[painedintheneck]

[COW TO THE FACE]

[fuckyoucow]

[ . . . It's lying there. ]

[painedintheneck]

... oi. What was that all about?

[mythbusting]

[hit in the face by a cow]

[fuckyoucow]

[. . . And it's lying there.]

[mythbusting]

... okay, that was easy.

[fuckyoucow]

[ . . . On top of you. ]

[donationsorgtfo]

[... sidesteps]

[fuckyoucow]

[BUT IT'S A POOR HELPLESS COW ;O;]

[donationsorgtfo]

[That's okay. I like beef. Checking out the cow!]

[fuckyoucow]

[It is a very cow like cow. That looks like it has been recently thrown. Also, somewhat alive!]

[sutureourfuture]

[i have swords with me. they are very sharp.

what do you think happens?]

[fuckyoucow]

[Camp cow tartar?]

[sutureourfuture]

[THIS WORKS FOR ME]

[fuckyoucow]

[So are you just going to eat this cow tartar or what?]