IS THAT A COW COMING STRAIGHT AT MY FACE

[fuckyoucow]

[ Please, get your mind out of the gutter. No matter where you are, wherever you stand, a cow is being thrown right in the center of your face! The poor cow! And poor you. Do you dodge? Do you go looking for who might have thrown it? He might be in the center of a corn field, just . . . over . . . there. ]

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[mythbusting]

[hit in the face by a cow]

[fuckyoucow]

[. . . And it's lying there.]

[mythbusting]

... okay, that was easy.

[fuckyoucow]

[ . . . On top of you. ]

[mythbusting]

Um. Are you dead?