IS THAT A COW COMING STRAIGHT AT MY FACE

[fuckyoucow]

[ Please, get your mind out of the gutter. No matter where you are, wherever you stand, a cow is being thrown right in the center of your face! The poor cow! And poor you. Do you dodge? Do you go looking for who might have thrown it? He might be in the center of a corn field, just . . . over . . . there. ]

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[painedintheneck]

[COW TO THE FACE]

[fuckyoucow]

[ . . . It's lying there. ]

[painedintheneck]

... oi. What was that all about?

[painedintheneck]

I was trying to imagine who might possibly throw cows at people...

[painedintheneck]

And what exactly had I done to be the focus of that?!

[painedintheneck]

That's cold comfort! What's a normal human going to do when a cow comes flying at them, beyond 'suffer major concussion'?!

[painedintheneck]

Do you really expect 100% of cases to duck?!

[painedintheneck]

... somehow, I think we're approaching the crux of the matter.

[painedintheneck]

Think of your part in this equation! Flinging wildlife then not caring if they hit people's simply irresponsible!