IS THAT A COW COMING STRAIGHT AT MY FACE

[fuckyoucow]

[ Please, get your mind out of the gutter. No matter where you are, wherever you stand, a cow is being thrown right in the center of your face! The poor cow! And poor you. Do you dodge? Do you go looking for who might have thrown it? He might be in the center of a corn field, just . . . over . . . there. ]

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[donationsorgtfo]

[... sidesteps]

[fuckyoucow]

[BUT IT'S A POOR HELPLESS COW ;O;]

[donationsorgtfo]

[That's okay. I like beef. Checking out the cow!]

[fuckyoucow]

[It is a very cow like cow. That looks like it has been recently thrown. Also, somewhat alive!]

[donationsorgtfo]

[... walks towards the direction it was thrown from]

[donationsorgtfo]

Hey! Were you the one who threw that cow?

[donationsorgtfo]

What if it had hit me!?

[donationsorgtfo]

That's the problem!

[donationsorgtfo]

... Before that, why are you even throwing cows in the first place?

[donationsorgtfo]

... So you threw a cow?