RENT-A-JESUS

[but_a_wolf]

Hey Camp. I found a Jesus and I am ~renting him~

Five dollars per hour! He cleans, cooks and heals your aching soul ♥

[Shigure and Rain are by the Mess Hall, Rain has a sign that reads "FOR RENT" hanging around his neck

... added to the sign in small letter 'unless you'd hurt a kitten']

((if you want one or the other, please specify otherwise

Comments

[crosshisheart]

... this isn't what I had in mind.

[but_a_wolf]

It'll be fun!

[crosshisheart]

For you.

[but_a_wolf]

~ ♥

[lolipopper]

Only $5? Hmmm...

[but_a_wolf]

I can negotiate a discount if you keep him for more than three hours.

[lolipopper]

Sounds like a pretty good deal...

[crosshisheart]

You should ask Miss Cheryl first.

[sillyrabitricks]

. . .

[i dont know you]

[crosshisheart]

Hey there.

[sillyrabitricks]

Is Gure-nii abusing you? You shouldn't take it.

[crosshisheart]

Nah, he's just playing. He did help me scare away those gorillas.

[nut_timesharing]

Shouldn't the money go to him?

[but_a_wolf]

It will! I'm his manager~

[nut_timesharing]

I don't think that's really legal...

[but_a_wolf]

... legality in eternal zombie summer camp? Say it isn't so.

[hereillremain]

A... what?

[divinefailure]

I'm not sure! I didn't think people had to have jobs here.

[hereillremain]

I don't see why anyone really would, since the food is free. I think that you can place orders at the store, though.

[divinefailure]

Oh, if he just wanted to do that, I could pay for him!