RENT-A-JESUS

[but_a_wolf]

Hey Camp. I found a Jesus and I am ~renting him~

Five dollars per hour! He cleans, cooks and heals your aching soul ♥

[Shigure and Rain are by the Mess Hall, Rain has a sign that reads "FOR RENT" hanging around his neck

... added to the sign in small letter 'unless you'd hurt a kitten']

((if you want one or the other, please specify otherwise

Comments

[lolipopper]

Only $5? Hmmm...

[but_a_wolf]

I can negotiate a discount if you keep him for more than three hours.

[lolipopper]

Sounds like a pretty good deal...

[crosshisheart]

You should ask Miss Cheryl first.

[lolipopper]

I'm sure Cheryl wouldn't mind! It's not as if I'd be renting you for any nefarious purposes.

[crosshisheart]

... really?

[lolipopper]

Unless you'd rather be rented for something nefarious..?

[crosshisheart]

No, no, that's fine thank you.

[my_pleasure]

A little steep, eh?

[lolipopper]

I wonder if he'll give me a discount if I don't need my soul healed.

[my_pleasure]

Salvation is overrated anyway.

[lolipopper]

Tell me about it.

[my_pleasure]

[ sigh~ ] Kids these days. They'll try to sell you any old thing.