RENT-A-JESUS

[but_a_wolf]

Hey Camp. I found a Jesus and I am ~renting him~

Five dollars per hour! He cleans, cooks and heals your aching soul ♥

[Shigure and Rain are by the Mess Hall, Rain has a sign that reads "FOR RENT" hanging around his neck

... added to the sign in small letter 'unless you'd hurt a kitten']

((if you want one or the other, please specify otherwise

Comments

[nut_timesharing]

Shouldn't the money go to him?

[but_a_wolf]

It will! I'm his manager~

[nut_timesharing]

I don't think that's really legal...

[but_a_wolf]

... legality in eternal zombie summer camp? Say it isn't so.

[nut_timesharing]

It's also not very nice.

[but_a_wolf]

I'm playing, he knows I'm playing he's fine with it.

[nut_timesharing]

But what happens if someone does take it seriously? They might hurt him.

[but_a_wolf]

Nah, it'd be like hurting a kitten.

[nut_timesharing]

I've seen people here doing that.

[but_a_wolf]

... seriously?

[nut_timesharing]

Yeah. That's why I think everyone was so concerned.

[but_a_wolf]

I'll be careful.

[nut_timesharing]

That's good. And ... if he does get into trouble, I can help.

[but_a_wolf]

He wouldn't let you. But I changed the sign!

[nut_timesharing]

I'm used to that. I don't mind.

[but_a_wolf]

... another Jesus?