RENT-A-JESUS

[but_a_wolf]

Hey Camp. I found a Jesus and I am ~renting him~

Five dollars per hour! He cleans, cooks and heals your aching soul ♥

[Shigure and Rain are by the Mess Hall, Rain has a sign that reads "FOR RENT" hanging around his neck

... added to the sign in small letter 'unless you'd hurt a kitten']

((if you want one or the other, please specify otherwise

Comments

[sillyrabitricks]

. . .

[i dont know you]

[crosshisheart]

Hey there.

[sillyrabitricks]

Is Gure-nii abusing you? You shouldn't take it.

[crosshisheart]

Nah, he's just playing. He did help me scare away those gorillas.

[sillyrabitricks]

How did he manage that?

[crosshisheart]

He howled.

[sillyrabitricks]

Oh, like a dog.

Gure-nii does like dogs very much.

[crosshisheart]

He was very convincing.

[sillyrabitricks]

He is good at impressions.

What does a Jesus mean?

[crosshisheart]

Good person, I think. It might also mean "someone who is easy to con"

[sillyrabitricks]

That's a strange way of putting it.

[crosshisheart]

It's a a little mean, I think. But I don't mind it.

[sillyrabitricks]

You must be patient.

[crosshisheart]

I've had a lot of practice.

[sillyrabitricks]

Thank you for dealing with such a difficult person.

[crosshisheart]

Haha, he's not that bad is he?