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[capt_liarpants]

*in the center of camp, there's a long-nosed camper calling out to the other people passing by*

Oi, everyone! I need volunteers for...well, for a couple of things!

*he's got a bag of marshmallows at his feet and is throwing a dart up into the air and catching it*

[ooc: Heading off to bed, I'll continue tomorrow!]

Comments

[tigerken]

Eh? What for?

[capt_liarpants]

For an experiment! And also, to join my new army!

[tigerken]

Army?

[capt_liarpants]

Yeah! Usopp's Super Army Against Zombie Armies! USAAZA!

[tigerken]

You smell really niki niki!

[tigerken]

[ sniff sniff ] Really, really good!

[thecarisboring]

Depends on what the "couple of things" are.

[capt_liarpants]

Just an experiment with marshmallows! Also, I'm building an army.

[thecarisboring]

I'm not what you'd call the military type. Too much following orders.

...What's the experiment? Not agreeing to anything, just curious.

[capt_liarpants]

But it's to keep the camp safe from zombie armies, it's really important.

I read in the library about this sniping thing a guy did with his son and an apple. He shot the apple off his son's head to get freedom from some bad guy! And I thought I'd try that but then thought it'd be harder to hit an apple falling down onto someone's head. And then I thought an apple's too big so a marshmallow would be better!

[capt_liarpants]

Awwww, c'mon! You were me for awhile, you have to join my army!

[capt_liarpants]

Your army's not here! You can join mine until yours arrives.

[youll_sea]

Do we get paid in marshmallows?

[capt_liarpants]

Sure, if that's what you want! Although, you can't have all the marshmallows, I need a couple at least. Do you want to join my army or do the experiment?

[youll_sea]

Sealand has his own army! What are we experimenting?

[capt_liarpants]

Maybe my army and your army can have a treaty? To help each other out? And I guess it's not that much of an experiment. I read this story of a guy who shot an apple off of someone's head.