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[capt_liarpants]

*in the center of camp, there's a long-nosed camper calling out to the other people passing by*

Oi, everyone! I need volunteers for...well, for a couple of things!

*he's got a bag of marshmallows at his feet and is throwing a dart up into the air and catching it*

[ooc: Heading off to bed, I'll continue tomorrow!]

Comments

[youll_sea]

Do we get paid in marshmallows?

[capt_liarpants]

Sure, if that's what you want! Although, you can't have all the marshmallows, I need a couple at least. Do you want to join my army or do the experiment?

[youll_sea]

Sealand has his own army! What are we experimenting?

[capt_liarpants]

Maybe my army and your army can have a treaty? To help each other out? And I guess it's not that much of an experiment. I read this story of a guy who shot an apple off of someone's head.

[youll_sea]

Uhhhh, sure. Right, William Tell!

[capt_liarpants]

Yeah, that's him! But an apple off someone's head is too easy, so I want to shoot it as it's falling on someone's head. And then I thought an apple's too big so a marshmallow would be better!

[youll_sea]

...With a dart?

[capt_liarpants]

Yep! An arrow would definitely obliterate a marshmallow and plus, I don't own a bow and arrows.

[youll_sea]

Uhhhh... But why do you need people if it's not even gonna be on their head?

[capt_liarpants]

Well...I need at least one person to drop the marshmallow. And the other person makes it more exciting, don't you think?

[youll_sea]

All right! I'll be the marshmallow dropping one!!

[capt_liarpants]

Alright! And I've got a guy to stand against a tree over here! You just need to climb on up. *hands over a marshmallow*

[youll_sea]

Roger that!