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[capt_liarpants]

*in the center of camp, there's a long-nosed camper calling out to the other people passing by*

Oi, everyone! I need volunteers for...well, for a couple of things!

*he's got a bag of marshmallows at his feet and is throwing a dart up into the air and catching it*

[ooc: Heading off to bed, I'll continue tomorrow!]

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[tigerken]

Eh? What for?

[capt_liarpants]

For an experiment! And also, to join my new army!

[tigerken]

Army?

[capt_liarpants]

Yeah! Usopp's Super Army Against Zombie Armies! USAAZA!

[tigerken]

Uwa! I wanna join! Let me join!

[capt_liarpants]

Ahahaha, USAAZA is now two members strong! Only seven thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine people to go! I'll show that ghost girl how quickly I can put together an army!

*pockets the dart and picks up a clipboard that was also at his feet* Sign this.

[tigerken]

[ signs it ] What do we do now?

[capt_liarpants]

Well, we need to find a lot more people to join. And I've got to tell you all about our enemy who we're definitely going to defeat, no problem.

[tigerken]

Who's our zowa zowa enemy?

[capt_liarpants]

She's no zowa zowa at all. She's, ugh, she's a ghost princess and can make explosion ghosts and negative ghosts and she's going to gather a zombie army and we're going to stand against her.

Here, let me draw a picture of her. *flips to a blank page on his clipboard and starts drawing*

[tigerken]

[ waits ]

[capt_liarpants]

*shows Jan a great picture of a goth girl in pink with the word jerk written across her forehead* Here's our enemy! If you see her, don't confront her unless the rest of USAAZA are nearby!

[tigerken]

Right! Don't fight her unless everyone's nearby!

[capt_liarpants]

Although, I guess we can't fight her unless we're in a big open space if there's going to be eight-thousand and one of us...

[tigerken]

It's okay! I'll use JyuKen to defeat her!

[capt_liarpants]

No no no, that won't work. She's a ghost girl, remember? She can turn into a ghost too.