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[capt_liarpants]

*in the center of camp, there's a long-nosed camper calling out to the other people passing by*

Oi, everyone! I need volunteers for...well, for a couple of things!

*he's got a bag of marshmallows at his feet and is throwing a dart up into the air and catching it*

[ooc: Heading off to bed, I'll continue tomorrow!]

Comments

[thecarisboring]

Depends on what the "couple of things" are.

[capt_liarpants]

Just an experiment with marshmallows! Also, I'm building an army.

[thecarisboring]

I'm not what you'd call the military type. Too much following orders.

...What's the experiment? Not agreeing to anything, just curious.

[capt_liarpants]

But it's to keep the camp safe from zombie armies, it's really important.

I read in the library about this sniping thing a guy did with his son and an apple. He shot the apple off his son's head to get freedom from some bad guy! And I thought I'd try that but then thought it'd be harder to hit an apple falling down onto someone's head. And then I thought an apple's too big so a marshmallow would be better!

[thecarisboring]

...

Yeah, no. You have fun with that.

[capt_liarpants]

Aw, c'mon, it's not as if the marshmallow would hurt like an apple would if it hit you on the head! Which it won't because I won't miss!

[thecarisboring]

The sharp pointy dart would, genius.

...Besides, how do you know it won't hurt? You haven't tried it yourself.

[capt_liarpants]

I'm shooting at the marshmallow not at you! It won't hurt at all!

[thecarisboring]

Oh yeah?

[snatching dart away] Prove it.

[capt_liarpants]

Wha- HEY! That's my dart!

[thecarisboring]

Not anymore it isn't.

If you're so sure it won't hurt, why aren't you the one with the marshmallow on your head? You that scared of this tiny little dart?

[capt_liarpants]

Because I'm the sniper! I know how to throw those things! Do you?

*pulls another dart out of his bag* C'mon, let's test out skills out against each other.

[motherbored]

Sounds to me like strings are attached.

[thecarisboring]

Yeah, attached to a whole lot of crazy.

[motherbored]

Yeah, I can't quite say I know where he's coming from, either.

So... I have what may seem like a really strange question, but you're Ro, right?

[thecarisboring]

[have a brief look of oh-God-what's-Zee-gotten-into-now]

Yeah. Why? Pretty sure I don't have much of a rep around here.