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sauerkraus in campfuckudie

IT'S TUESDAY

Nov 18, 2009 10:41

[While some mornings mean chocolate-chip pancakes in the mess hall, Tuesday's menu is an entirely different matter. Tuesday is a true Russian roulette of gastronomic health issues, and there is always the off-chance that you'll find a relative or a dear friend in the pot... or so the rumour goes. Whatever your feelings about Tuesdays in the ( Read more... )

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takeme2urpants November 18 2009, 02:43:42 UTC

[Just passing by, when--hold on a moment]

...Forgive me, but are you transparent?

sauerkraus November 18 2009, 02:48:55 UTC

Pardon me? If you are questioning whether seeing past my head is a normal experience, then I assure you that it is. Your... eye is not defective in any way.

takeme2urpants November 18 2009, 02:51:23 UTC

Ah. I am glad, then, that this is the norm for your species! How unfortunate it would be if you were under the effects of some sort of peculiar virus--I cannot imagine it would be easy to transition from a solid to a gas.

[Gestures to the sign] I wish I could be of service, but I am not altogether familiar with Earth cuisine.

sauerkraus November 18 2009, 03:06:22 UTC

Species? No, no, my friend. I am human also. Do not worry, I have no ability to turn you into vapour as well. Are you mensch also, or some other being? You lead me to think of you as beyond the terrestrial.

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right_hand_of November 18 2009, 02:51:37 UTC

If you can't drink it, how do you know which one'll work?

takeme2urpants November 18 2009, 03:07:41 UTC

[Man you are really hot, how have we never met before]

Excuse me, are you familiar with this individual?

right_hand_of November 18 2009, 03:23:02 UTC

[why do I have this strange and sudden sense of foreboding]

Not really.

takeme2urpants November 18 2009, 04:11:01 UTC

I see... I had assumed that you were, since he was so quick to approach you. Not that I wouldn't understand that urge otherwise. ♥

My name is Admiral ZEX, most alluring crimson humanoid. May I ask for yours?

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ovoretherainbow November 18 2009, 02:53:26 UTC

Ja, I like de soup!

sauerkraus November 18 2009, 03:13:27 UTC

[Your 'ja' is so different from my 'ja', ja?]

Do you truly? I have not yet heard a voice in support for the cuisine. What is your name? Would you mind helping me fill out a form for you?

ovoretherainbow November 18 2009, 03:21:15 UTC

[oh totally!]

I'm Cielo! I'm one of de cannibals, so dat's prob'ly why. I guess I'd be willin' to fill out a form.

sauerkraus November 18 2009, 03:23:27 UTC

A cannibal?! I must make another field on this form. Are there many of you here?

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boxbythebed November 18 2009, 03:08:57 UTC

Your soup isn't fresh enough. It tastes rank.

sauerkraus November 18 2009, 03:15:22 UTC

Does it indeed? What suggestions do you have for the kitchen staff here?

boxbythebed November 18 2009, 03:16:13 UTC

That was my suggestion.

sauerkraus November 18 2009, 03:25:33 UTC

Yes, but fresh what? I am new, so I do not really know what they serve on Tuesday. All I have been told is that people are often unhappy with the soup.

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hidesthebodies November 18 2009, 03:36:24 UTC

. . . will answering your questions actually do any good?

sauerkraus November 18 2009, 03:42:43 UTC

I will work so it does. I do not believe I was asked on to inspect kitchens and food services without a purpose, ja?

hidesthebodies November 18 2009, 03:44:40 UTC

You might be in for a surprise.

sauerkraus November 18 2009, 03:54:46 UTC

I am afraid I do not know what you mean. Could you clarify?

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