IT'S TUESDAY

[sauerkraus]

[While some mornings mean chocolate-chip pancakes in the mess hall, Tuesday's menu is an entirely different matter. Tuesday is a true Russian roulette of gastronomic health issues, and there is always the off-chance that you'll find a relative or a dear friend in the pot... or so the rumour goes. Whatever your feelings about Tuesdays in the

Comments

[boxbythebed]

Your soup isn't fresh enough. It tastes rank.

[sauerkraus]

Does it indeed? What suggestions do you have for the kitchen staff here?

[boxbythebed]

That was my suggestion.

[sauerkraus]

Yes, but fresh what? I am new, so I do not really know what they serve on Tuesday. All I have been told is that people are often unhappy with the soup.

[boxbythebed]

Ugh, you're irritating.

[sauerkraus]

Pardon me?

[boxbythebed]

You are pardoned.

[sauerkraus]

Ah... yes. Would you be interested in filling out a form? I have one for complaints where you can give your suggestions in full for consideration.

[boxbythebed]

Fine, pass it over.

[sauerkraus]

Ah, very good! You begin on the top with your name, and then you answer some general questions about what you like, quality of service, and then some questions about sanitary conditions. After all that, you have large boxes inside of which you can state your opinions and suggestions thoroughly.

[have a form!] So let us begin! What is your name?

[ortwinkieup]

I hear it's people.

[boxbythebed]

Oh. Well, that's worrying.