IT'S TUESDAY

[sauerkraus]

[While some mornings mean chocolate-chip pancakes in the mess hall, Tuesday's menu is an entirely different matter. Tuesday is a true Russian roulette of gastronomic health issues, and there is always the off-chance that you'll find a relative or a dear friend in the pot... or so the rumour goes. Whatever your feelings about Tuesdays in the

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[right_hand_of]

If you can't drink it, how do you know which one'll work?

[takeme2urpants]

[Man you are really hot, how have we never met before]

Excuse me, are you familiar with this individual?

[right_hand_of]

[why do I have this strange and sudden sense of foreboding]

Not really.

[takeme2urpants]

I see... I had assumed that you were, since he was so quick to approach you. Not that I wouldn't understand that urge otherwise. ♥

My name is Admiral ZEX, most alluring crimson humanoid. May I ask for yours?

[right_hand_of]

[stteeeping back.]

Hellboy. Zex, huh?

[sauerkraus]

From the instructions, of course, Herr Hellboy! This one is for diarrhea, und this other for gas.

[right_hand_of]

Oh, reading. Fancy that.

[sauerkraus]

This pink one is the most fascinating! "Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea." [Hey, Pepto Bismol!]

[right_hand_of]

You read this stuff for fun?

[sauerkraus]

Do you not think it is fun that they make a medicine for all such things together? Imagine a man with all symptoms! What a poor man that would be! Haha!

[right_hand_of]

I don't know, I feel half of those just smelling the soup.

[sauerkraus]

Then I am glad I do not smell. Do medicines even work on your physiology, Herr Hellboy?

[right_hand_of]

Aspirin is usually the only one I need and it works just fine.

[sauerkraus]

So it does work, even on your big and red demon body? Fascinating. I would have thought new medicines would be needed, but this is. . . perhaps the effects are merely psychosomatic? Have you ever tested this?

[right_hand_of]

Why the hell would I do that? If it works, it works.

[sauerkraus]

I suppose, but what happens later if you don't understand how it works, and then it stops. How do you fix it?