ITP: In honor of Shark Week...

[sharpmaskedman]

[If you've passed by the Bulletin Board today, you might have noticed a new posting:]

It's come to my attention--again--that a predator has been reported within Camp's boundaries. The creature's M.O. indicates that it's a familiar threat, and everyone should take care to keep your cabin doors locked and not to open them unless you know FOR CERTAIN

Comments

Produce Cabin

[occultisfinetoo]

[lalala] Ah -- who is it?

Re: Produce Cabin

[cuebattlemusic]

... voter registration.

Re: Produce Cabin

[occultisfinetoo]

...But I'm too young to vote.

[cuebattlemusic]

...

Representative from the Disenfranchised Youth of America PAC.

[canhascow]

[...why is there a door in the side of the volcano]

-Oh, hello.

[cuebattlemusic]

Pizza delivery.

[canhascow]

My name is Temeraire, are you certain that you are meant to be delivering your package to me? I do not know what a pizza is.

[cuebattlemusic]

...

...

... pizza explanation. For Mrs... Dr... Baron Tremeraire.

Post Office

[has_a_package]

Ehhh? Who's calling?

[cuebattlemusic]

Flowers for Mrs. Arglesbuger...

[has_a_package]

There's no Mrs. here, silly!

[cuebattlemusic]

...

Door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.

[courage_found]

[Who notices thing like bulletins? Psah.]

I'll get it!

[cuebattlemusic]

[Oh, I like it when they're easy...]

Plumber.

[courage_found]

Whoa, are you in the wrong place? The showers are further down.

[cuebattlemusic]

...

Shower installation.

Cannibal Cabin (boy's 18)

[samsera]

Oh... hello?

[cuebattlemusic]

[... this has got to be the wrong address.]

Jehovah's Witnesses.

[samsera]

*WALKING TOWARDS THE DOOR!*

I've heard the name, but I don't recall what those are...

[cuebattlemusic]

People... you... want to open the door for...?