ITP: In honor of Shark Week...

[sharpmaskedman]

[If you've passed by the Bulletin Board today, you might have noticed a new posting:]

It's come to my attention--again--that a predator has been reported within Camp's boundaries. The creature's M.O. indicates that it's a familiar threat, and everyone should take care to keep your cabin doors locked and not to open them unless you know FOR CERTAIN

Comments

Post Office

[has_a_package]

Ehhh? Who's calling?

[cuebattlemusic]

Flowers for Mrs. Arglesbuger...

[has_a_package]

There's no Mrs. here, silly!

[cuebattlemusic]

...

Door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.

[has_a_package]

Maora could use a vacuum in here... hmmmm...

[cuebattlemusic]

Exceptionally efficient vacuums for sale.

[has_a_package]

Ahh, but the dust gives it a homey feeling! Even if Maora does sneeze a lot more.

[cuebattlemusic]

...

Dust appreciators.

[has_a_package]

Ah, now we've reached the point of failed improv.

[cuebattlemusic]

Does... does that mean you won't open the door?

[has_a_package]

What will happen if I do?

[cuebattlemusic]

...

I... will attempt to sell you a vacuum cleaner and not try to eat you.

[has_a_package]

Do you proooooooooooooomise?

[cuebattlemusic]

Yes.

[has_a_package]

Okay!

[opens :D]

[cuebattlemusic]

[HEEEEEEEEERE'S SHARKY!]