ITP: In honor of Shark Week...

[sharpmaskedman]

[If you've passed by the Bulletin Board today, you might have noticed a new posting:]

It's come to my attention--again--that a predator has been reported within Camp's boundaries. The creature's M.O. indicates that it's a familiar threat, and everyone should take care to keep your cabin doors locked and not to open them unless you know FOR CERTAIN

Comments

Produce Cabin

[occultisfinetoo]

[lalala] Ah -- who is it?

Re: Produce Cabin

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... voter registration.

Re: Produce Cabin

[occultisfinetoo]

...But I'm too young to vote.

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Representative from the Disenfranchised Youth of America PAC.

[occultisfinetoo]

I don't think I'm particularly disenfranchised... Wait, maybe I'm thinking of disillusioned...

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... How to Know if You're Disenfranchised door-to-door advocates.

[occultisfinetoo]

Wow, what a coincidence, that's just what I needed right now! Hang on, I'll be --

[occultisfinetoo]

Waaaait a minute... [sounds of rustling through the stacks of occult books on his desk]

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... there is no need to consult any books on Marine Biology.

[tsun_is_dere]

*I am a hunter of unknown creatures in the dark places of the world and even I find this confusing*

. . . Fuyuki . . .

[occultisfinetoo]

[flipflipflip]

...Hah, I knew I recognized it from somewhere! [brandishes a copy of The Marine Cryptozoologist's Spotter's Guide] "Land Shark, Carcharhinus mendax. Weaves an increasingly complicated series of lies to trick its prey into allowing it access."

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That volume is almost certainly out of date.

[tsun_is_dere]

Oh? So you're not here to eat Fuyuki?

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... yes.

[tsun_is_dere]

. . . ! So you are!

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I... I meant yes, no.